How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
