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While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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