The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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