It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I'm really busy with my period
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