I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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