We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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