This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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