"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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