Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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