Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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