I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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