Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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