Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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