She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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