I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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