Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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