3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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