You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
