there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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