BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
