is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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