carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
he told me I talked like a deaf person
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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