Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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