My first STD was from a foam party
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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