I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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