Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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