I smell stomach acid.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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