everyone is single if you try hard enough
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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