You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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