omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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