Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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