At least make sure they are 18
Why
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Pants are for mortals
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
