i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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