why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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