I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Randomize
