Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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