i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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