The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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