My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Alive.
So much puke
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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