I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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