Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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