As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
