So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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