Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I smell stomach acid.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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