You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
You've changed since you got that strap on
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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