Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
This is classic penis vs brain.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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