I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Help. Why am I so naked?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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