I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
babies were throwing up all over the place
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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