Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
He kissed a someone with a penis
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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