You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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