you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
