We're like a lot better than the average bears
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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